The Short One is The Horizontal One after a long day of preschool and Cheerios.
You ever have a day like this? A day when your double-breasted sportcoat won't hold you upright any longer? A day when after kicking off your sand-filled preschool shoes, shedding those hot blue jeans w/ thinning knees and downing a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios, you slip into your favorite "office clothes" and kick over in the middle of the living room? On the dirty carpet?
These are the late afternoon naps that make bedtime so difficult but happy hour OH SO HAPPY.
