Me: "Oh, lookkee there, you're watching late-night religious television. Singing. Swaying. Everything. What? No 70s golf tournaments or bloody war shows to view tonight?"
The Tall One: "That's just a commercial. I'm watchin' Manswers."
Me: "Mansures?"
TTO: "ManSWERS."
Me: "Man slurs?"
TTO: "MANSWERSSSS."
Me: "Like 'answers'?"
TTO: "Just like 'answers'."
Me: " 'k, what do they do?"
TTO: "They answer man questions."
Me: "Who's 'they?'"
TTO: "Men."
Me: " 'k, like what?"
TTO: "Is it possible for a woman to crush a beer can w/ her bare boobs?"
Me: "Oh, that's nice. And in between all that's 'friggin' awesome dude' about bare boobs and beer, you can buy you a nice Christian music CD."
TTO: "Amen, Little Mama."
2 comments:
Sounds like a new version of "The Man Show", which always ended with scantily clad, double-D ladies jumping on a trampoline. And yet I still watched. Classay!
The "Juggies!"
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