Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Big Balls

You know those square, black bumper stickers, abundant in Texas, and imprinted w/ a big white "W" and beneath that, "The President?"

Well, today I saw one on a dirty minivan and the "W" was replaced by an "F."

Right above that, in the dirt, was a sticker in big, bold, silver letters ...

"JESUS."

Ballsy.

And speaking of balls, I just had a talk w/ The Big One, who had issues w/ some of the kids in his basketball camp today who had issues w/ his slightly teary eyes from REALLY not wanting to be there, and told him to "nail their sorry butts to the floor" w/ his shooting skills tomorrow and "ignore whatever crap they throw your way." I THINK I said "butts" and not "asses," but I can't be sure. I hope I made my point.

Ballsy.