The Aerosmith guitar legend rocked (briefly, thank goodness) w/ Kelly Clarkson on American Idol tonite.
To which The Big One, who's 8.5, remarked ... "She must really like to hop."
I think she was just woozy from the orange glow of his skin color and didn't quite know what else to do w/ herself.
In a prior moment, Perry endured a set w/ Sanjaya and played a guitar bearing a graphic that looked a heckuva lot like Carrie Underwood.
When sweet Jordin was crowned "YOUR next American Idol," and Ryan handed her the mike saying, "I now GIVE the microphone to your American Idol, blah, blah, blah ...," The Big One remarked, "No WAY, DUDE!! She gets to KEEP that microphone?"
Better than the tan ...
